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formosusiniquis:

Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.

vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

grreenleaf:

do u ever get a sharp stabbing pain somewhere on ur body and wonder who the hell made a voodoo doll of u this time bc its getting old and im tired of dealing iwth it  god F;uckign damn it

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

If rumours of Rock ‘n’ Rollercoaster being rebranded are true, I think this is a very strong candidate.

the-darkness-returns:

savodraws:

I am the only one who does this orr…

you dont even feel it happen

its a sneak attack i swear

That and the fact that it only lasts a couple of hours are the reasons I look like an ape for four weeks and wax for the fifth.

circeramone:

George RR Martin, throwing shade at Game of Thrones for a scene from last night’s episode.

circeramone:

George RR Martin, throwing shade at Game of Thrones for a scene from last night’s episode.

I watched it a very long time ago. I think a rewatch is in order.

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

fozmeadows:

nothingman:

via http://www.listen-tome.com/save-me/

IT’S 2AM AND I’M LAUGHING WAY TOO LOUD HELP

rubycosmos:

taco-sasha:

tooloolo:

So I found this

OMFG WHY

I am extremely upset right now.

Now all I’ve got is a Barbie-doll crotch…